Somewhere out there in any city -- there's some sullen human being sitting in front of the television set in a pair of boxer shorts and a pizza- stained T-shirt. In one hand he's holding a can of Beer; in the other he's holding a remote control. Mallika Sherawat is flickering on the TV set, but he doesn't pay attention. He's only thinking about the world of hurt he's going to do when he finally gets around to locating a clean pair of socks.
This man is a moody loner. He has little ambition and even less reason to live. The odds are high that sometime within the next week, he's going to snap at someone. But you have no reason to pity or despise this particular moody loner because chances are you're one too.
Do you feel tired, depressed or irritable? Do you find yourself driven to the brink of sanity by the trivial things in life? Have you developed a taste for killing? Are you a recently laid-off postal worker?
If you answered yes to any of these questions, then congratulations -- you are now an official moody loner.
If you answered no, then don't worry -- you'll get yours soon enough. The moody loners will see to that.
All you need to be, for a moody loner, is a pessimistic outlook, a tenuous grasp upon reality and an alarming tendency to open fire upon innocent bystanders. It really is just that simple!(The last one however, is optional)